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I’ve been playing Call of Duty online multiplayer on XBOX since October 2008, beginning with Call of Duty: World at War MP-40. I then played it on XBOX One and now play it on an XBOX Series S. In that time, I come across a gamertag that I think is clever or very funny on an almost daily basis. I decided early on that it would be a fun idea to write down the ones I found most amusing, and I’ve been keeping notes whenever I see one ever since. Each of these gamertags is spelled exactly as it was when I saw it. They are presented in the order in which I came across them. As if any more proof were needed, here is even more evidence that there are some incredibly weird, deranged, and oddly creative people out there. And that there are infinity dick and poop jokes.

These were pulled from people playing various Call of Duty games, various Battlefield games, and Grand Theft Auto Online.

Read at your own risk. I advise taking a shower after browsing this list. I do not endorse any political statements made via gamertag. I simply find them funny sometimes.

First publication (1/16/11)

DiseasedLeg

Bill Cosbys STD

Tasermeplease

son of mr T

HumpedOwnage

i am me or am i

[BEEF] COMBO PLATTER

IVANA KILU

bedwetter100

SepticGiraffe

BombsAndBabies

dikwithnoballs

Next Stop Hell

AHNESTLY

MultpleScorgsm

Screaming Hippy

ArrestedAfroman

GoEasyPlz

thoseAREmySHOES

Ivana Hitabong

ET is a ninja

Geezer For Sale

poor judgment

dumcumpsta

[Yum!]xHAIRYTURDSx

Your Entire Team

ididabeartwice

Obama has myVCR

DEAD BY DEATH

BasicallyLazy

[#VAG]

Mr Killiwiggles

Barack Oprahma

Wombat Nipples

BarryMyDead

Bovine Hero

Tubby Aardvark

FAHQUE YANKS (as a Red Sox fan this warmed my heart)

WhoThrewThePoop

Toilet Steak

Klitler

Sinister Yogurt

FunDeath4u

OUCH OUCH OUCH

Have A Seat Sir

mywiiwontwork

DoYouNomie

YouDontNomie

AStickyIckyTree

SeldomButAlways

hey wait 4 me

Deadly Lunchbox

BehavingCarcass

Clear Vomit

HAIRY N SCARY

PICKLE N POON

FATblokeFAT

Mr Killiwiggles

FAIL TO ATTEMPT

WALMARTFEET

lotsaaftrbirth

A WalMart Rep

TommytheTuna

Noobslam

WhammyKablammy69

SrryBoutThtChf

DualityytilauD

VaderWuzFramed

URDADSASTRIPPER

GotCornInMyPoop

MikeLoveNotWar

PumpActionCraka

Nice Nice Bike

EaseUpOffMe

Try N Bann Meh

MessyUnderpants

barfmunch

PooLord

I brought lubE

headshotswilldo

ASSpoundinJESUS

A10FT200LB PUMA

i wii kill you

GENERAL WIGGLES

EPIC SALAD

luv2do daCHACHA

messy SURPRISE

EXTRA SPRINKLES

PerturbedTuna

A BALD BATMAN

SGT DOG PUMP

i GLOCK COMA

ACTUALYISUCK2

Cpt Compassion

Clumsy Giraffe

iJizBombedUrMom

ooo dansnaked

damnhandsome

UnpricedCracker

Religious Milk

EMERGENCYLOTION

MajorWatsisface

TalkShowOnMute

BigLandFill

SweatyBananas

I Slept Wid You

SlumberyChicken

MEGANFOXLOVE

MiniMcGiggles

CPTNSLAPAH0

GODKILLAAAAAAAA

BUTTERNUGGETZ

ArguingPolecat

Youhaveswineflu

BanginBeaver

SeaworthyCloth

Boomshakilaka

fisty chuawawa

[WAN2]CMYPRIVATES

SomebodyOnline

Major Infection

STEROID DUDE

MyForearmsRSick

i am the l o l

BubbleFartz

danthedeathman

Nunchuck Nuts

Roasted Almonds

IKUNGFUFIGHTYOU

WOUNDED WALRU5

SpiderPuke

Megafart

LaughAtMyAim

Pant T Snipher

OPRA4S C4NKLE

GroceryGod

AsseyFace McGee

dontgetmarried7

Armed Jesus

TootieBubbles

ahomicidalbug

SHUT UP W0MAN

Ouchwhoshotme

HippieHairbag

PeopleAREgame

Groping Orphans

I TRIM THE BUSH

Youalldietonite

SkunkGut

DrSlipperyFists

OMG I GOT SHOT

FilthyGrundel

Muffin Bakery

A SCALY MANFlSH

Baboon of Doom

Slapacrombie

Nice Gamertag

superhugemelons

poopngriddles

ItWillWorkOnYou

Smell o Vision

DR Koobersnatch

touchmeillxplod

SlobbinManJunk

Sushi Epidemic

thatsyass

I SPANKED OPRAH

Shankingchicken

AnAwesomeWaffle

shisedshewas18

B4i4QuRu18

VickAteMyDog

Speaker Pelosi

Like Ten Babies

A Chubby Cat

HITMEREALHARD

AdmiredBarbecue

weed reference (this is good dry humor if you’ve seen the number of people who incorporate “420” into their name)

The Friend

big black dad

Filtrated Bread

Sgt Taco Pants

DungHumper

A Slow Lobster

Something Kinky

HERE 4 WAR

iTackleFatKids

Pillow Thief

MyDogHadKittens

CuteFuzzyBunny

Hugh G Rexshin

Skilled in bed

Pants Destroyer

BatmansBigSnake

ItsSuchADrag

intense pillow

A Paintbrush

COLONELCAPSLOCK

I PLAY MW2 NUDE

HiroshimaSushi

Sad Little Emo

I AM FUNFUNFUN

Death enclosed

Two McNuggets

Smellthynuts

EYEgetSHOTalot

cats r my style

I LolerBATE

LetMeGetTheBomb

DONTSHOOTMEKID

Did You Get Sad

Schnitzelstein

SIX SIX SlX

MANWITHTHEPIZZA

OMG a slinky

johnnybedstain

Thanks Jesus

Snipedindabutt

letsgo2theprom

LodgingElephant

DVDcase

Random Hard On

Nuclear Jaguars

RentableUser

FearDaCrayon

NicknamePending

Meet My Hand

Howling Crab

Wordless Scream

Nice Camel Toe

WorriedBurrito

Kookadooski

A MAN CONFUSED

Space Champions

Party Car

DougFromFinance

HelplessMammal

manyshenanigans

Girth Burger

I Fingered Her

Ikillcuzicare

Dieahbeatus

FireproofPig

Selective Gravy

GenocidalPizza

PepperpwniPizza

Glocktapuss

a funny smell

Arm Fetish

[#ME]MY GAPING VAG

A Catholic Pope (as if there’s another kind)

FAT ASIAN GIRL

IHaveTheJewGold

Business Master

Encyclopedia

hold my pole

Crapasaurus Rex

A Black2YEAROLD

GraveManager

TheMassNerderer

TENBIGDINOSAURS

iBuckFuffaloes

Napkin of Death

A Baggy Hat

LtDanLegs

dudegolong

lumpytesticles

an almond

AbusiveSquirrel

AgitatedPigeon

Iam80sSynthRock

A Salt Shaker

All Sham No Wow

icuminursister

DontDrinkDrugs

Ouchdidthathurt

Warpath McGrath

yourMOMSweight

IRAQI DONKEY

DUMPY ACORN

NobleWarHamster

HereEatMyShirt

Zen Maggot

SmallPeopleCan

Why I Oughtta

HappyGiggleFart

BRBgottaKiLL

Leghumpnmidget

Hot tub Monkey

CookiesAreTasty

Chris Tow Furr

Saucy Chap

RACOONBALLS

RacistTacoXXXX

OOH MEGAN FOX

iStillLiveAtHome

Diarrhea Master

Untouched mmmmm

ThisPartyIsLame

XTREMEtourettes

im not a zebra

NoGoodNamezLeft

Have me

Lord Fluffykinz

BilateralJeans

GiantMailman

Howzboutislapya

A Nameless Hobo

Potato Lord

ExtenZe 4 Women

A Tootsie Pop

PUNK IN DRUBLIC

XPOON WIZARDX

Brewed Rat

ObeseJackal

ItsRecycled

A Weird Fat man

A Lone Skittle

Halloween Tree

Stinky Potpie

Dog Judgement

Just my product

DANGER BISCUIT

FatFemaleOver40

Iluvmy401k

INTHEFACEHAHAHA

Jesusisepic

IsThatAPenguin

Enemy Millipede

Mile Long Nips

NameViolation

OMFGnameTaken

Expired Noodles

aDroopyTesticle

Fresh Shelves

OMG itz HIMM

I Love MyBanana

a smelly vapor

WHAMbulance

IDKWHOTOKILL

i die a lot too

Make U Say FML

IDIOTforHIRE

i like myself

WhoShotMeNow

ill camp here

ill camp there

Saynotoskanks

Chocolate Asian

SEVENPLYJOYRIDE

GTFO My Pancake

An Irish Waffle

I IZ A PIRATE

Penguin Vomit

RapRepRipRopRup

simulatedFUN

illMUNCHurNUTS

ELEPHANT SUIT

BELLY YOGURT

Gooberfart

Pancakez R yum

I Shake Bears

1 800 GET MOWED

TheTittays2

My Toots Stinkk

My 14 Inch Duck

Evilfarthammer

GiganticWaffles

Sweaty Aardvark

KillerStickLOL

WHATS A YOUT

NODAMNDEALS

IFARTTOOMUCH

Mow MY Lawn plz

XBOXwantsmeDEAD

ElitePricecheck

PrebuiltCarpet

An Amish iPod

Olympic Llama

Brianonatoilet

me pick me

I CrucifyKittys

SweatyGenitals

EggRolls4Me

HAHAcrunkHAHA

TECHNOPIDGEON

A Dustbuster

AnOatmealBomb

I KnOw It HuRtZ, Tel Me It Hurtz, It Hurtz So Bad

Twistable Puppy

hughpharted

STAB A PUPPY

jewishWARdemon

STOP ASKIN ME Y

Epic Baby Jesus

U O ME A COOKIE

ERIKLIKESSNOW

Ashamed Catman

Lvl 99 Jew

Santa Aint Reel

Totaled Ur Mom

ireallysukatmw2

iFlipYourBurger

KILL ME IM BAIT

xPuppyXPunterx

BRBgonetopee

Count BLUNTULA

i like smelling

ChildrenPlease

DIESOCIALISTPIG

Spumhole

ChewyMaggot

GrannysTongue

Fishdeodorant

spritany beers

INHUMANITARIAN

ChiefofChiefing

Bmy L On her Ts

FourUnderPar68

MAN ENTHUSIASM

POLISH SAUSAGE

Hu Yu Fu Ling

Tysons Tiger

PoopTossnApe

Titanium Taco

HaveGunWillFire

WayTooSober

iHatePanicAttax

screwyourwife

turbo jesus

YouAreSumPooPoo

Abalabakubulogu

ObamaLiedToMe

SATANIC WAFFLE

Bombchickawawa

doopaloop

hairy nugnug

Football Teen

Six Old Midgets

I MAKE HER RAWR

That Jewish Boy

NASTYSANDWICH

Giftcard

[THE]Midget Upstairs

BadgersAreGay

GRINDMYWEEWEE

THE SUSHI MAKER

YoHomesToBelAir

porkisgood

spacebutt

GnomeNibbles

Wee Wee Baggins

CaringissCreepy

The Best Yoda

MW2 makesme EMO

BillionsOfCats

NOSTRADONGUS

IEATMEXICANKIDS

DEATH milkshake

space whalez

LOL IM RIPPED

OhYesItsMOIST

HALFFRICAN

Bambi Lips

SemiLoyalPet

noobpoop

(First Update – 7/9/11)

DJ Roombahhh

A Kamikaze Baby

WittyPreacher

Baron V0N Pizza

Trmn8JonConner

DOINK DIGGLER

Someone on XBL

Dr Pinch a Loaf

IM NOT OPRAH

Obama is Batman

1800SlapNTickle

Billtheorange

OOGA BOOGA

EWW WHAT SMELLS

URMomIsAWookie

POTBELLYSTUD

strange fail

WherdYourHeadGo

Herb B Verstink

SMD KIM KARDASH

A Gay Pink Pony

PooInMyTurban

G Spot PUNCH

B10off

(Second Update – 12/9/11, post Battlefield 3/MW3 release)

iTz Silly Timez

HuggableJew

PLEEEZSHOOTME

ZebraZombies

No Facebook

Stop Flexing

My Meat Sizzlez

PetterOfKittens

Senor Bananas

BallparkFungus

V0lCaNiC DiaRia

Hobbitpoop

Givaschitt

MedicalHospital

SpandexJustice

GRAB HER B00TY

GET DUMPED ON G

ReallyOldDad

FatChrist Magic

scotchNpancakes

THRUSTYxHIPS

U made me come

JonJingleheimer

xxGODLYWAFFLExx

The Trousers

DamnMyKarma

AHugh Jefincauk

BRBkillingSPREE

IM A DUMB BROAD

SwankyBobzombie

MercilessMaggot

Sticky Spooodge

Fliperoooo

Brock McKickass

GodUsesTheUMP

fartsandpoops

Everything Holy

RebelSansCause

GoGoGoDammitGo

AtomicToast

DustyMummyFartss

His Mail Lover

droopy 4skyn

UltraRightWing

Our Town Drunk

Your new buddy

JerkStoleMyName

GOAT COMMANDER

CatAttackHiss

XL Frodo Feet

Im White Its Ok

PeepsAndPoops

My Bear Handz

SchitzzPoppinov

Fluffybutnotfat

MrTURKEYlegs

MyMomLetsMePlay

WomenxRxStupid

I Bench Ur Mom

Bob the Father

Dave Eats Kids

FestiveDungheap

iRassle Turtles

FTHISNAMEBRO

ChimpNotApansy

funylokinfetus

3rd Update (4/3/12)

BeastlyBlowjorb

AlmightySatan

About 3257 Jews

HideousChild

YourAsianGamer

RacistMailbox

A LONE POP TART

DA KARATE KITTY

Soft PWNography

Some Papers

DemonMilk

ThisIsntCheese

Magic AssBeeds

ThirstyWhiteMan

It Was Close

Daddys Lipstick

LuBed Up LaRRY

Acrustyfartbox

Gayxforxjesus

SqueezeNPoop

DANGGGGGG

Ultra Gay Time

Amish Carpool

SuckMyGlock

Lord Tuki Tuki

lol I Like Cake

RustyFleshFlute

Shovel Justice

HolyCrapThisSux

No MLG Rank

Cussin Cowboy

SsparklesS YAY

MeatyOwlToes

Macgigglebutt69

ELEPHANT LOAD

Goobacca

Blame Hippies

Panda Pringles

WAITDONTSHOOTT

Babyfood Thief

Jump Pass Jesus

POOKYSNOOKUMS

LOLSandROFLS

LOLBaconStrips

TURDofWONDER9

xPoonDogg1977x

Bullying Policy

I HUNT FANNY

DaFunktapus

I May Kick You

DynamicClamtaco

FOOTAGE x POOP

xDooDooBUTTERxx

ILL BLAST THEM

Fresh Midgets

DREW P KNUTS

EIGHTEENFATKIDS

FluffyKilljoy

doctor teeth

WET SLOP HOLE

4th Update (1/27/13)

Gobigorblowhome

ROAD HEAD FIRST

AFatWhiteSniper

InterracialPond

ITCHY PAUL SACK

Chris Loves XP & Gerry Hates XP

WellHellsBells

Cyanide Slushy

Im White YAY

PETEY BANANAS

WhenHobbitsKill

I Squat 2 Pooh

HUGS N RAINBOWS

CatsOnRainbows

SocksAre4YoFeet

Loads of Toads

TheMayorsOffice

AFRICAN SMILE

MR MC LAGGY LAG

amazingoffers

Those Chickens

a good beating

PsychoticWisdom

OMG  imgona POOP

[JUST]A angry joo

Zombies8myhmwrk

xTHIS BLOWSx

ForgottenFATMAN

Yucky Diaper

anonymousgoo

SallysPartyDip

JudasDAsnitch

KrustyBooger

Poopynewb

ImNOTaFngHippie

ivesaidmypiece

nicks mediocre

kevins meh

I luvCOLOREDppI

myponywillkillu

Nice Teeth

Flopalapagous

VeryColdFreezer

OneCynical Mofo

IKNOW I HIT YOU

aCRUNCHYgSTRING

Gaping FartBox

SUQAMADIQUE

A Lifeless Dog

Noob With Crabs

5th Update (8/6/13)

Mr Derp Herpson

Clean White Boy

SurpassYourAss

ZombieHump

Respectedfart

PassMeABeerDude

Nurs1ngHomeFire

LESBIANburrito

OK BLOKE BOOM

iOnlyDefuseOnce

Wienerwinkle

Hugh Chardkock

StopFiringAtMe

GOOSE POOP 4U

ExplosivePelvis

I AM REX RYAN

A Dirty Sink

WhoooWhat

ChewingTabacker

Its No Yoose

Inn Your Mouth

ILIKE2TAKEDUMPS

Dress Proper

Stinky Underarm

White Adults

Oh Man You Died

OceanSprayDrink

Im Busy Friday

TibbleTot

Black Mail Me

omgOPRAHisFAT

DarthIsLukesDad

Please Be Quiet

x LETS KISS BRO

R U PROUD DAD

Abandoned Jeep

Sgt SlappyNutz

ThudButt

Spy C Wiener

DISASTROUSLUCK

CaretoElaborate

PCEaSHT

XBoxMakesMeLazy

Now Say Ahhh

C4 3 2 1 BOOM

PeeInRiver

Earlessjackass

hereholdmysack

What is a book

Hiring Now

lTimmytuffnutsl

Valid Coupons

My Bigtoe Hurts

Get Some Help

The Jews Won

SomethingSmells

Old Hairy Poop

RemoveUSBSafely

A FREAKING FLEA

TheTacticalButt

EATyourFACEoff

SaucyBlackWomen

StupitHobbitses

Cinnamon Trolls

Juicy Voices

omgBACONATORomg

MAGGOT BRAIN

PoopinBulletz

bearslovepie

WTHisthisWTF

6th Update (4/26/14)

Mating is Hard

Wafflesinyoface

fartingfootball

My Evil Scheme

Lag Saves Lives

DudeJustHurdle

[in] Smell o Vision

Default Class

Only Hitmarks

I ARE DERPY

SaucySnausages

Guided by Satan

JimRomeHasDowns

TittieSprinkle3

MyNameIsGoggles

Pierre Smells

POOPIE TROUSERS

Boxes Scare Me

HairyDiksNyaBut

EatchaBrainz

ALewdSpaceWhale

I Consume Poop

An Erect Stick

The Murder Pony

TryHard Tuesday

FlungPooAtYou

Cute Voices

Klitortoise

DynamicVagBlast

MoldyNutCheeses

MayorMcTurd

McDonalds Salad

ManPartsMangler

Racoon Farts

VICIOUS ASSNOTE

YawnYourBoring

MARCH 5TH 1999

UrAllBetterNMe

Y U NO BOOMBOOM

DisturbinglyODD

AmishDanceKing

AssCandles

Superb Backhand

aBUCKETaBALLS

What are cows

Kinda Guitarded

LowCalorieSnack

Im GoInG TO PS4

KnifinIsAHabit

the cat is fat

the dog is fat

American Jobs

Avoid Blacks

The Gender Gap

Waffle Dipper

Oreos Love Milk

Certified Negro

English Essays

Pregnant Cow

cookin eggs

HavUrMomCa11Me

ImADuckOnQuack2

Michael Recycle

LotionOnTheFace

oldschooldonut

oldschoolbagels

YesImReallyFat

Feed Africans

AmishDanceKing

Love 80s Music

ShwtyhasAcookie

Algebra Final

AUTHORofdaBIBLE

7th Update! (12/5/14)

EverybodyImBack

DrunkenDonuts

I SEE YHUE

Cheat Toes

Oh Look A Door

UrfavoriteNword

Tuesday Again

BigChapStick

Stop Farting

NUKEULAR FORCE

nice job brah

I Bench My Dad

Cant Find My C4

I WILL ADD YOU

AOL Account

ThyFartIsMrdr

HardBangedANUS

Oprah Is My Dad

I Have Cramps

Stalking Her

My Arabian Nips

The Gay Gazelle

kickagrundle

Manly Meat Lump

Ellemennopee

InsertUselessGT

Weekly Trash

DJ Yolo Cancer

A Level 80 Shoe

BRO DID U FART

MY CHEESY PUFFS

lord fizzlebutt

TheAppForThat

Is It A Carrot

Hitdatassatnite

Art Thou Livid <– this may be my all-time favorite

Against Bieber

8th Update (12/19/16)

(Most of these are from the Battlefield 1 era, with a little GTAV to boot. I remain happily retired from Call of Duty, which appears to be a better decision with each new silly installment.)

DurexVarietyPac

UHHHoooooooooh

LOOK ITS A CAKE

Emojiologist

xMrStealYoWifi

A Floppy Nut

DONT NECK ME

I Miss G W BUSH

I MISS BUSH SR

MUCH FEAR IN U

GotHeeeeeeeemmm

His Fear Is Luv

China Will Fall

When bae is mad

Lol 0 Kills Bro

Nice Father

TENxITEMSorLESS

BACKUPOFFMYASS

Freshandsmelly

YOITSMEH

YourTwerkingMom

Try a Klondike

DONTstealMYcash

Nice Memes Kid

NikNacPattyWak

So White I Glow

AKA ya RealDad

Can You Whip Me

IfItsNerdItsMe

Fite Meh

Neopolitan Nips

LatinTRANNY

IT BURNS WHEN I

Guy on Wall St

WertheBLKgirls

it was the weed

Bacon Satisfies

WHOMP an CHOMP

STINKYDUMPSTER

Yes its Slob jr

poopskadoodles

IntenseMeatSlap

SNOOP LION LOL

KoalaFied Agent

HEDSHT4HARAMBE

CLUBBINGBUNNYS

GtfoMyLawnBro

Sir Crayon

Harambes Neck

Harambes Noggin

Boo Cawky

SponsoredbyOreo

Now Trending

FatAmericanKids

FatTryhardNerd

xBANmyGAMERTAGx

9th Update (2/25/18)

Fat Bulge

A Fun White Van

Google It Foo

LetPappyShowYou

Smelly Babies

USAPrimeCredit

GoodSirKindSir

Pigsareyummy

ButtsPoopington

TOUCHYGYMCOACH

Beyond Thick

Beyond Creamy

Eww You Sme11

El Oh El Oh El

chrisandhisdog

NewsFlashImDead

HAIL LORD TRUMP

I Inspect Them

Cynical Sarcasm

IM FAT S0 WHAT

I often Bleach

FOX NEWS

SoftToTheTouch

Gross Fat Kids

Exiled by Trump

Feed Africans

Fur Shurr

SASSY SAUSAGES

Just thy Tip

iDerpamine

I KnoW NoBody

mcdoofleburg

STARRRSCREAMMMM

Averageschmuck

WhenHindusFly – (I messaged this guy and asked what exactly happens when Hindus fly, but he didn’t know. More research is clearly necessary.)

GetTheHumans

OnACoffeeBreak

ImaculatlyLubed

Yours Truly

BendTheKNEEE

ZombiePoopShark

takeallmynut

LuciustheAss

Burn E Sanders

YeaYa Like That

BARACKOPOLITICS

10th Update (5/9/19)

Walmart Towels

JewishBanking

OMyJessicaAlba

MemeWithinAMeme

RespectWomen247

HotLiquidFart

UGOTRAGNAROKED

FOURtheKITTENS

Im really obese

myhairisamess

I Dislike Soda

PhallicNobility

Wall of Love

IKnowHowToRage

The GiAboveMeSux

Herp Derpula

ZootyMcFruity

I Spanked Nixon

OMG IM DEAD OMG

SUPER CONTINENT

ObamaH8sMurica

DropAmmoPlease

buttmickbutt

FeaR the TALL

itsnotaphasebro

DrunkRagingGoat

KIKNmyOWNass

QuompaloDwibble

Hillary Why

HOLD ME BRO

Your Good Buddy

Buckpasser

MyPrettyPitbull

fat free ham

ChicksMakingOut

Cleanyourroom

KanyeDoesNoHarm

EnoughPizza

MrFartgasp

MyLzrdDontWork

Lord Four Inch

DeCallMeMrTibbs

R8MyDaughter

TSA PreCheck

That Stupid One

Objective Taken

ModernAlphaMale

AgamerHasNoTag7

TrumpsHairStyle

I Lasso Bears

My Pain

Sewer Fart

GR8 LolzofFire

Brosplaining

Has to Chill

Abandonyerhope

BigMemeLOL

TheirOwnMum

FATTYJUICE

Jail Is Freedom

IHATEJAYCLOUSE

GODH8SCAMPERS

pa Is that you

IgnoranceIsKind

Captain Crapola

MinivansR4Men

Worm Sounds

Cats On Welfare

I BELEAVE I FLY

Club Sandwich

KingRandySavage & Lord Hulk Hogan played together

DJ DEATH PIZZA

YesLordMegatron

THIS JUST IN

TB12ismyGOD

Goldiepoop

ArrogantElitist

I Consume Beans

Hugh X Janis

BluntOpinions

umsrsllycanunot

Im Just Alone

EffinFr8Train

MicrosoftTROLL

SJWs are WEAK

LittleBoofBoof

IT WONT TICKLE

Gunny McSnipes

GOOFYTURDS

His Dopeness83

With Style

11th Update (3/15/20)

Herd Thinner

ONLINE JERK

Err Merr Gurrrd

PossiblyPotato

LordSendMeNukes
a frickin taco
i am dem apples
Infant Motorist
FreedomYeaRight
Sir Nosehair
MyKitchenKnife
pooptube
MEOWLOL
DntForgetMyNuts
CheeseOfThyPeen
You Look Tacky
PureFcnInsanity
ThatMakesMeMad
Pump My Wump
iBurnedMyNuts
AfricanBobRoss
PoopyMilkshake
[NCAA] MLB NBA NFL WWE (the biggest sports fan on XBOX?)
Ihavethebestmum
Just Google It
MyCatsMeow2Much
MeWantPieNow
WowThisisEpic
iEnjoy Pringles
ToiletGameChair
whyDOyouALLsuck
xCLEVER NAMEx
Three Socks Joe
TheEMOSausage
MrBagginsssss
Theres100sOfUs
Yall Fugazi
OFFICERBABYLEGS
David Hogg CNN
ImNotThatCretiv
PooperPoopson
PopUrMomCherry (huh?)
igotyouvasaline
bobilybobilyboo
CopyrightSystem
more games fun
season6episode9
UnstoppableNoob
American Maggot
Squishy Bunnies
Fluffy Rampage
I Try Then Rage
ChoccyMilkLover
Therapechicken
moist clump
ImBasicallyOkay
Wet Cosmic Fart
imakeKatyroar
IM GOING IN SON
NewDoorComingUp
catpukestains
GGs Brothers
Doctor Medicals
INTEGESTION
ItsJustCAKE
Dapper Fellow
UrSubhumanTrash
BruceWayneIsMe
lol you ugly
Bae Be Playin
One Good Doggo
SameHerePal
ASHYKNEESMMMMMM
PassMeASprite
G3tD1ck3d
New Leggings
SpidersNoThanks
iKindaLikeHats
dont kick me k
skullcow
wheresmydadhelp
pa is that you
MakeUpAName4Me
Misplaced Found
nopeucantdothat
WeeDiddlyderp
DailyDoseOfSexxy
Dont Chute Mi
HereIsATurtle
No Thanks Pal
SteveBuscemiLol
TicklishMidget
admirethetbag
DrinkYourDamTea
Idolovewhales76
Shmoff Borb
BIGdongPLOWtown
I amABrainTumor
LOL AT UR SKILL
GettinMeWallet
whyDOyouALLsuck
TrumpStoleMyWii
NapoleonsNipple
SerNvrPullsOut
IMXSOXDUMB
Animeisgarbage3
Anime is trash2
TartFarple
Michelanjewlo
JewrassicPark4
Now Streaming
UninsuredDriver
IHateAndysLips
PoweredByAutism
Use good speech
TheyCallMeWoot
MAYOR THE MAYOR
INSERT TOKENS
I got a prius
dixynormous5000
Alien Twig Arms
SoComeHereOften
ImNotMuchHelp
I took the boot & I have Shrimp
feedmetidepods
iFAILatALLgames
MyUncleCanTwerk
WOOPTHEREITISNT
Pooptube
Cake of Chicken
Tooter McButt
Lenny Pepperbutt
JustEndMyPain
Sad Gay Mom
part 1 of 3
Inactive Napkin
WithASideOfFries
RamInItInYah
Undeducateded
If Shes 12 Im 12
turtle diariea
yous thee force
iHateXboxLive34

Fat Bulge

A Fun White Van

Google It Foo

LetPappyShowYou

Smelly Babies

USAPrimeCredit

GoodSirKindSir

Pigsareyummy

ButtsPoopington

TOUCHYGYMCOACH

Beyond Thick & Beyond Creamy

Eww You Sme11

El Oh El Oh El

chrisandhisdog

NewsFlashImDead

Walmart Towels

JewishBanking

OMyJessicaAlba

MemeWithinAMeme

RespectWomen247

HotLiquidFart

UGOTRAGNAROKED

FOURtheKITTENS

Im really obese

myhairisamess

I Dislike Soda

PhallicNobility

Wall of Love

IKnowHowToRage

TheGiAboveMeSux

Herp Derpula

ZootyMcFruity

I Spanked Nixon

OMG IM DEAD OMG

SUPER CONTINENT

ObamaH8sMurica

DropAmmoPlease

buttmickbutt

FeaR the TALL

itsnotaphasebro

DrunkRagingGoat

KIKNmyOWNass

QuompaloDwibble

Hillary Why

HOLD ME BRO

Your Good Buddy

Buckpasser

MyPrettyPitbull

fat free ham

ChicksMakingOut

Cleanyourroom

KanyeDoesNoHarm

EnoughPizza

MrFartgasp

MyLzrdDontWork

Lord Four Inch

DeCallMeMrTibbs

R8MyDaughter

TSA PreCheck

That Stupid One

Objective Taken

ModernAlphaMale

AgamerHasNoTag7

TrumpsHairStyle

I Lasso Bears

My Pain

10/15/20:

Sewer Fart

GR8 LolzofFire

Brosplaining

Has to Chill

Abandonyerhope

BigMemeLOL

TheirOwnMum

FATTYJUICE

Jail Is Freedom

IHATEJAYCLOUSE

GODH8TSCAMPERS

pa Is that you

IgnoranceIsKind

Captain Crapola

MinivansR4Men

Worm Sounds

Cats On Welfare

YesLordMegatron

BobRossAteMySon

THIS JUST IN

TB12ismyGOD

Goldiepoop

ArrogantElitist

I Consume Beans

Im Just Alone

EffinFr8Train

MicrosoftTROLL

SJWs are WEAK

LittleBoofBoof

IT WONT TICKLE

Gunny McSnipes

GOOFYTURDS

His Dopeness

With Style

A SLeaZE BAG

FrmRUSwitPain

REALLYHUGE

Spray Bro Spray

IGiveYouRAMBO

Two Beers In

Lactating Warts

Dads Meatballs

Nephews Noodle

BringMeTheOreos

ImNotAGirlGamer

Wow that hit me

GoAwayHumans

One Happy Meal

Hi Uncle Chris

Box O Maggots

LastSharkSeen

INeedAMcFlurry

DINGUSFILET

Milk And Oreo

bCoolWrapUrTool

Black Joe Biden

Mr Spawn n Die

MYnameWAStakken

HunkStudbuckle

Damnn Obamacare

GoPeePeeGo

BabyDontHerdMe

Cheers Plebr

UrDogsNext

wow i dont care

URtheFakeNews

loadallyourguns

SpeakEnglishSir

Goyim Supporter

A Pack of 5 Gum

VOMIT ON APLATE

Zip It Hippie

A Hugh Chazdik

Iwasbornblacker

GuvnintBadMkay

12th Update! (4/25/21)

This includes everything I’ve encountered on Warzone, Modern Warfare & Black Ops: Cold War

WhyAmIStillHard & WhyIsHeStillHard

CutMeUpGently

TheLastXmasTree

Please sneeze

It me ging ging

HIIWETMYSELF

Is it 1975

DingusGayHeart

Pluggindumpers

Thicc Woofer

About 5 Wookies

HowsYaMothasRump

Hi Im A Puddle

BromanNumerals

WifezBoyfren

W8WhatsGoinOn

A SoggyWeetabix

ThyBestGamertag

[If]YouKillMeYourGay

OHLAWDJEEEZUS

SharksAteMyWife

MuckFichigan

BradsPitt

WomenAreProperty

RHINOPAIN

KobesHelicopter

Juicy Horse Nuts

Huge Black Clock

PUNCHED A SNAIL

i record fish

Cute Ankles

Whos Gay Im Gay

FattyMcmoomoo

Mile Litoris

iwishmydikbigger

DrEatMyAss

MeDrinkPee 123

A Sturdy Door

Ur Local KFC

Allow Me To Die

GodDamPigBenis

PHARMACY TICKET

Bearly a dog

ARandom5YearOld

its me the cops

Nut Spoon

CurdledUrine

Easton Fexion

Kittenologist

Did someone fart

Oh Otay

CanIGetSumcooche

COOPAPOOPASCOOP

No we have Pepsi

Sold my E girl

ImsnortingGfuel

I know I suck

Ripped Trashbag

Barry McKokiner

Laptop Abuse

I Leak A Bit

MyDaySucks

DumbFnSquid

Sheep Saliva

CHEETAHPISS

uGIVEUPplz

HeftyGladBags

yourDOMEmySCOPE

TheButtsweat

MuppetNecking

Childbirth

oh 9 she didnt

SmollPP

HumongousFungus

Booty Toots

MrYeetYeeterson

DairyQweef

Press X To Try

MonkeyNutTickler

WifezBoyfren

COZY THIGHS

Dong Hang Lo

God loves you

MyWifiTurnedOn

[All]Girls R The Same

2 Pink 1 Stink

Enron Accountant

GrannysDischarge

I AM SUCKY

Do it for Dale

ElmoSuckySucky

FetchMeTheirNuts

Tigers Wood

Sprite Can

gas station kid

YoureAWasteofO2

TBHIHAVE2P00P

DanglingDogBalls

ObliterateUrButt

Vald Bagina

Execute order 66

Post Nut Clarity

[soft]Sensual Melons

I Have 0 Friends

FartinLutherKing

Mike Rotchburns

RandomRacialSlur

Get Sharted On

BIRDS ARENT REAL

AlmostElbowDeep

ProstatePlunge

iOweChildSupport

MyBulletYoBrain

GIANTHORSEBALLS

ITripFatWomen

HOT 1YR OLD

13th UPDATE! (4/25/22)

Dr Doofenschmirtz

Make Me Hurt

[May i]ClapYaCheeks

JFK Went AFK

sheeshUgotshiton

LOVE YA CUTIE

JoeBidensHusband

ThighGap

iSuckMidgetToes

MattNoStopIt

GetSlept

IEatTheGroceries

NewConsoleWhoDis

Chocolate lol

shrek 2 on DVD

Peenasaurus Rex

Pew Pew Clan

Useless Teamate

Doo Doo Fart

[HOT]MOMS IN UR AREA

HerWetBeaver

ComeHonorFace

Internet Search

IfUUsePCUrGayyyy

Your Name Sux

ChangThunderwang

a warzone player

a warzone god

MediumSizedHog

BudWeiserGeyser

10 inches soft

NOTaGOLDFISH

MoistenedNutRag

thepantsareoff

ASuperThickNut

TacosAreGood

BigAssLatinaTits

Dog Sh1t Player

WoahWoahfriendly

Snatchingyoweave

WhtIfOJDidntDoIT

Whilma Dikfit

Poop Slushy

Pun Tzu

Ben O Verbich

Dig old Bick

ILikeEatingButt

UMakeMyKhokSpit

EpsteinGotMurked

freebootyjuice

Dixon Cidya

Abusive Husband

REEFRSUTHERLAND

honorknees

14th Update! (2/8/23)

mypoostanky

rectuminspector

What if a Llama

UrMomsListerine

Booty Lazer

DaddyNotTheWhip

HolyShuckinFit

Anne Flank

ihavetindergold

Shower Poop

TwoFlushDump

2inches isenough

CollininThiccc

Willis Dikfit

________________________

BIG UPDATE (8/26/13):  I just finished and posted a blog on here about my retirement from Call of Duty. Yup, once I’m done with Black Ops II, I’m calling it quits. No Ghosts for me. I’ve had enough of killing people on the internet. If you enjoyed this list of gamertags, click on this story to learn about my history with the COD franchise: Thanks, But No Thanks, GHOSTS: Why I’m Retiring from Call of Duty. (Update to the big update: I unretired from COD for Modern Warfare out of pure nostalgia and have gotten every game since. I kinda regret it, kinda not. I’ve had fun and I found I could still play well enough to compete and do camo grinds, so that’s been satisfying.)

Many Thanks! I definitely wasn’t alone in finding compilations of funny gamertags interesting. As of May 2020, I’ve had more than 750,000 clicks to this article, by far the most read post on this blog.

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